Little Johnny unwraps a pack of candy and grandpa asks for one. Grandpa : can your dick touch your asshole?Ī few minutes later. Little Johnny : Can I have a puff, grandpa?
Grandpa pulls out a cigarette and the conversation continues like this: Grandpa : can your dick touch your butthole? Little Johnny : Can I have a sip grandpa? On the lake, he pulls a beer from the backpack and starts drinking. Grandpa goes out fishing with little Johnny. My dad asked me for Vaseline but instead, I gave him super glue. Salesman : Do you think they’ll be coming out soon?īenny : No. A salesman knocks on little Benny’s front door and the conversation goes:
Do you know bees that make milk? Boo-bees!
#SORTY JOKES CRACK#
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. Do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? It’s simple. Now the folks down the river are having real trouble with hard water…haha Wanna take the joke a little far? Here-one of the thieves drops the Viagra in the river while running from the police. Police put out an alert that they are looking for two hardened criminals. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra from the counters. The Best Dirty Jokes You Can Tell To Create Good Memories with Family and Friends So for once, let’s just get together and enjoy some of the best dirty jokes served chill with a glass of beer (or milk). And with the world currently in so much turmoil, we can all agree that we need much of that-more than ever. We all love the times we laughed so hard.
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